I was thinking crunchwrap, but wife said no. Male cat
Have you considered crunchwrap supreme?
I did. And we have a dog named salmon burger. Sam for short. Still vetoed for fucks sake.
Wait I just had a baller idea: Crunchy / Crunchy Supreme
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Sup and Sam work so well together tho!
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I’m thinking crunchwrap.
This is the answer. The internet has decided!
Tux
I was thinking Tux or Batman.
There’s some good ideas here for OP’s wife: https://www.wikihow.com/Black-and-White-Cat-Names
Newman.
Saying Hello Newman every time you come home would be a lot for fun
Exactly.
Fred. No reason. Giving off Fred vibes.
I was gonna say Fred but what about Ted?
Give crunchwrap extra pets for me.
Richard.
Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.
Johnston! The pattern on that cats face looks just like a…
Rocket! There’s a giant rocket that looks like a…
Pecker! It looks like a woodpecker, or what that’s not a bird it’s a…
I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.
Shrubbery.
Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy
Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry
Gilgamesh
Oooh, a tuxedo, they’re mad fkrs. Is it the Chinese people who call them cow cats? I have one. I named her Sparrow, after captain Jack sparrow. Because she’s absolutely mad. No fear. She once brought a rat into my house, she’s a particularly small cat, people think she’s still a kitten, the rat was nearly as big as her. It was biting her, she didn’t care. She was in heaven. I was holding a bucket over this rat, side note, I’m ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of rats, so I’m holding this bucket with a book, and my plan is catch and release. But I’m terrified, so I’m just holding this bucket and shaking and not really able to go near the rat. The rat got so sick of being attacked by my cat, it walked to the bucket and put itself in. Like just with, I’m done with this, vibes. And I took it outside. And ran back inside squealing ew.
So yeah. My similar looking cat is named Sparrow.
yeah i love tuxes. i currently have a calico tux and she is a terror. so much fun.
Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.
Oreo
Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That’s how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.
