my friend got the big AT AT and that is a beauty
my friend got the big AT AT and that is a beauty
are you really saying emulsified rat lips, chicken trimmings, porkins, and beef slurry didn’t exist in 3500 BCE?
( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉) the taste
I open the windows. Also the blinds. Then I make eye contact with anyone I can. The poop stares are fun, especially when you’re working on birthing a watermelon.
misread as cantrip. Would like to learn “summon cat”
when we would have corn on the cob, we would throw the leftover cobs in the yard for the dog. well, we had one cat that beat up every dog in the neighborhood, including the retired police german shepherd a few doors down (the one that bit me because I walk funny. good cat). the cat would go lay down in the middle of all the corn cobs, and the dog would run around in a circle just out of reach of the cat. the cat wouldn’t eat any of the corn, he would just lay there so the dog couldn’t get any. it was hilarious to watch.
so grapefruit can either increase or decrease your metabolism rate of some drugs. It doesn’t just block it entirely.
it was too yellow
Excuse me putting an onion in my grandfather’s sock overnight cured him of death twice
I have been screaming this shit about neuralink but no one seems to listen
dont make me tap the sign
this is the internet I don’t learn
cats like paper
Sucks to your regards
what I wouldn’t give for a second horn that played ‘la cucaracha’
My cats’ food bowl releases food at a specific time. They get up and demand I open the door to the garage so they can go out and eat and poop.
I need to see their definition of cat ownership. I’m not (much of) an idiot, but my cats are smarter than me so I’d consider them the owners. They lay around all day and get treats whenever they want, after all. Only work they have to do is get snuggles when I want and eat bugs, which is something they seem to enjoy. I mean, if I could figure out how to get that kind of arrangement wouldn’t you?
also, costco takes the shitty eye insurance so you may not be paying much on top of not paying much already. felt good that year.
soap won’t work. Get yourself some goo gone or orange oil. I use medical grade adhesive removers but I just happen to have them on hand and they work great.