looks fluffy to me. what’s the vet say? go with that.

Hear me meow.

why do I get the feeling that the vest was meant… ironically?

And slow scritches from me!

Neither does Hollow.

Have ideas, that is.

Catnip?

feral cats are a colony, too.

In Paris, there was a spat of feral colonies going after tourists a while back.

Well. Once.

But I still think it’s funny to imagine it being a bigger problem.

Is it even a question?

Furryosa may say “no”, but the intrusive thoughts say “yes”

“9 out of 10 cats approve of this cat tree and the tenth cat couldn’t be reached for comment.”

The perfect drinking companion. Doesn’t get smashed and start offering bad life advice. Or pick fights expecting you to back them up, even though you don’t even remember his name from when he introduced himself five minutes ago. Or, mace you for saying “hello”

Well, if they wanted to play with it again….

I mean, thanks, lol.

This feels like a trap. Did I just sell my soul to your cats by looking at them?

I really wish they showed Worf becoming a total Cat Dad- with his quarters decked out in cat runs, Worf getting all Steve Irwin watching Spot hunt (“What a maginficent hunter!”)… all the cat toys. Trips to the holodeck to get outside… maybe even setting up those holographic table thingies for mice and things.

like you know Spot had Worf wrapped around his paw.

selfie mode and let her look at the screen? or boop the screen.

This is the ideal, yes.

If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

I’d apologize but it wouldn’t be particularly sincere.

Well, I’m sincerely sorry for annoying the cat. But it’s hard to say I’m sorry from meeting the cat…

They’re not eating them, (it apparently doesn’t show up in their poo, and the carrot is usually large enough that it’d do something)

And they’re not bringing them home…. (Their vegan daughter would have been delighted about that. She normally gets a free supply though.)

Which, I imagine they’re bringing the carrot as a gift to a really confused third neighbor.