Maybe try a capella,

Heheh… they sound like a raccoon….

Adorable!

They haven’t changed. They’re still cute and they’ve always been a bit judgey.

Then fabulous Staredycat Sisters is a band I’d actually go see.

The delivery driver deserves a raise.

Also, the kitty with the maki rolls got me.

many “normal” EULA’s aren’t really binding, if you get down to it.

Also. Relevant XKCD

That floof.

That majesty.

That rank indifference.

I think I’m in love, lol.

I kinda feel like Gin needs a Tonic.

“This is an interesting smell here. Smells awful. Quite nasty. Why would any one create a smell like that? I CAN"T GET ENOUGH OF HOW AWFUL IT IS!”

Considering the first three could easily end me with mild-violence…… is worth it.

What dick? pretty sure it’s fallen off from all the STD’s.

“If not Friend, why Friend-Shaped?” asked shortly before trying to give the tiger schritches.

He is. The dog dun it?

The yarn stitch markers are one of those “wait…. You’re allowed to do that?!” Things that are quite liberating!

I saw the mouse over in the crochet sub and thought it looked quite nice, btw.

polystyrene “beans” will be better long term (they can get wet/washed). They’re basically solid plastic pellets.

Alternatively, dried beans were the OG for any sort of bean bag. (But they can’t get wet.)

The other thing is to go down a size on the hook so your stitches are tighter. As small as you’re comfortable with.

more than welcome!

I would highly recommend finding a local yarn shop, usually they’ll do knitting or crochet classes, and it’s a great way to meet people. Places like Hobby Lobby or Michaels will have what you need, but, they won’t have the selection of specialty yarns. (Which, if you want to do wearables, there’s lots of amazing wools. and there’s all sorts of other yarns that are just… Fun. I wouldn’t recommend anything too frizzy or wild when you’re starting out, so you can see what you’re doing, but, uh. yeah.)

cuz it makes an ass outa… wait…how does it make an ass out of you? I smell a story.

I work in contract security… I’ve been sprayed with all manner of things. had nasty ass mid-western-flavorless-potato salad thrown at me. (Dill. I spent the rest of that shift smelling like freaking dill.).

I’ve been spat at. Pissed at. (sometimes on purpose. Also. Why do drunks pissing on your wall always try to shake your hand? Also, why do FNG’s never listen when I tell them to always initiate from a reasonably safe distance…?)

I’ve also been maced. Quite frequently, actually. It’s part of training, and I’m the guy doing the training… Protip. If the attacker has been exposed to mace enough, it’s not something that’s going to stop them. We train our guards to build up that tolerance so they can work through it. otherwise it’d incapacitate the guard as much as the subject. Even if they’ve never before been exposed… if they’re determined enough, it still wont’ stop them. It’ll just make them angrier.

Suffice it to say, lemon juice just ain’t that offensive. Wouldn’t want you to get slapped with any of a dozen possible charges involved in spraying people with chemical agents. And yes, any security or LEO outfit worth their pay is going to be framing that as “unknown chemical or possibly biological agent”. until they know-for-damned-certain its not. (and that gets expensive, so, uh, you’ll be footing the bill on that, at the very least. probably also some variation of assault.)

When I was teaching myself to crochet, I used Good Knit Kisses’ videos for the basic stitches. Her tut’s made it make sense. (she also does knitting, and loom knitting tutorials, and a few others. Patterns I like? the linen stitch is great, the thermal stitch is also useful (I made myself a neck gator using the thermal stitch… SOOO warm.), and certain people I know like the marshmallow stitch.

One thing about crocheting is that it’s very… adaptable. And it’s perfectly okay if it’s got that “handmade by a toddler” touch (okay, I keep telling myself that.)

Things aren’t going to be quite perfect, but focus on consistency more than being perfectly tight. Once you’re consistent, then focus on getting a tighter (or looser) stitch.

Some great projects to start on that aren’t scarves or hats (and no, I’m not knocking those, but, uh, there’s only so many you want to make,) are potholders (use 100% cotton yarn- lily and cream is a popular brand there,); or wash/dish cloths (scratchy acrylic is wonderful at getting stuck on stuff off a nonstick pan.). Mittens are also fairly easy to do, depending on how complicated you want to get. Gloves, on the other hand, are torture. (okay, maybe not torture, but, they’re significantly less easy.)

(IIRC, the square up there is a “granny Square” which you usually make a large number of then sew together to create a larger blanket. almost like a quilter’s block.)

If you’re feeling adventurous, or not worried about sticking with it, blankets are also great, and I’ve had a number of people ask after my laundry baskets . (for the record, in that video, you can see how she’s trippling-up on the yarn, that’s a great way to add bulk or make normal 4 weight yarn feel like heavier or “chunky” weight.) (Once you learn how to make a basket, it’s really quite easy to go up in size. or down. if you want a floppy basket, it’s the way to go. You can also make rectangular shaped bags by crocheting into the same stitch at the end of a foundation chain, and treating that like half-your round (but on both sides, so you get there eventually.)

Alternatively, you can always find patterns for stuffed animals. (Amigurumi- if that shows you how adaptable crochet is. If you’re looking to make stuffed anything, crochet is going to give you a lot more freedom over knitting. and if that tickles your fancy bumble bees are a very simple first project. (you could also do hacky sacks, or something. Do people still play with hacky sacks? Did I just date myself…?)

Just a heads up… the US and the UK have different (and confusing) terms for the basic stitches. What the UK calls a “Single” is what we in the US call a “double”. our “single” is their “half”. The primary difference between the stitches is how tall they are. GKK explains it quite better than I can.

Also as a side note, if you’re trying to save a buck… and you happen to know someone who knits or crochets… You could ask if they have scrap yarn. The answer will range from “yes” with a bag chalk full of old yarn… to “yes” with several bags. Depends on how long they’ve been at it.

For any one looking for a very fast blanket stitch, Double crochet, chain one, and repeat. You’re stitching between the posts, going every other. It’s very “open”, blanket, almost net-like (it is warm, but so breathable.) Also, it’s not a “neat” pattern for any one that likes clean edges.

I’m sure grandma could have made them neat, she just didn’t care.

(I say the same about the yarn color ways. Great way to burn through yarn is to do a thermal stitch - but use a double crochet. instead of a single crochet. It’ll build faster but still have that bulk. Especially if you double up the yarn instead of going for a chunky yarn. Ugly blankets replaced ugly sweaters. And people do use them!)

Btw, a great project is a yarn basket- start with a round, put a slip stitch around the base (you’ll stitch over these to make the wall. It gives a bit of rigidity at the base without adding wire.). When you’ve slipped all thenlnway around, cut into the second to last row and begin crochet from there. Don’t do any increases, I did a spiral here instead of having a seam with chains.

(You can taper the spiral on both ends with a few slips. If you were going to double crochet, then you’d do a few singles, and a few half doubles and finally do doubles, I’d do the same number of each before doubles, and try to get halfway around before working doubles. Then keep track of where the “new” row starts and reverse the taper to make it flat. Once you’ve gotten to doubles, keep rolling around like an endless tube.)

Once you get to your height, tie off and leave a tail to tuck in later. Go back to that flange at the base, use a slip stitch to start again, and do a second wall. As you go, if you want walled-off pockets, work into the back wall. Alternatively, just use some yarn and sew them in later.

This is a great way to store hooks, but also I have a tin with my needles and stitch markers (okay, so that’s bits of left over yarn that I tie into a loop and girth hitch….)

(Oh, also, that’s secretly a cat cave….)