“I tried to catch it but I only has these itty bitty paws!”
“you might think i broke this vase, but it was the floor that done it see. watched the whole thing happen myself.”
I heard this comment in a south London accent
That precisely is the result of Newon’s third law of motion: The reactio of the floor acting onto the vase broke it.
“did you break this vase?”
“:3”
“you make a very compelling argument.”
“OK, but next time try to break it a little less.”
Surely the vase was trying to jump the kitty.
Using the right “its” on the internet challenge: impossible.
It was aliens.
It’s a Spanish cat. «¡Se me rompió el jarrón!»
(Accidental construction in Spanish grammatically puts the blame on the object. A literal translation would be something like “the vase broke itself for me!”)
The vase had a death wish!
Why would he deceive me?
Any cat owner though knows those eyes mean crazy time… The admission of guilt is right there…
He’s upset the vase broke, he wasn’t done trying to break it.
That vase tried to brek him 😡 vase had to die 😡
