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Tetris is Russian propaganda that teaches children doing good work is pointless as it will just be taken away and you’ll be forced to do it again until you do it half assed.
this, according to my teachers who hated me missing all that homework because of it
Satisfactory promotes a good work ethic, no problem here.
Streamlining and optimizing work, fixing technical debt and killing bugs. Yup, looks good
Tip: Don’t post when you’re high.
Nah they’re the best kinds of post
I figured as much now.
I was high myself as I commented this.
The Sims. It’s an affront to God that a human gets to play God if they’re not a billionaire or religious Christian leader.
Spore. That game is another affront to God because it teaches the harmful idea that creatures can change through evolution, which goes against God because He created all creatures and they have never ever changed and obviously look the exact same as they did when he created the Earth 6k years ago.
Mortal Kombat on SNES. Hilary Clinton said it’s a super realistic violent video game and since then there has never been anything near as violent. That game is the most violent game to ever exist and there is nothing that will ever top it.
And finally, the worst game of all:
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Pokémon taught children everywhere that if they enter strangers’ houses without warning, the strangers might randomly give them useful objects that help them in life.
See: every RPG ever.
Disco Elysium features communism and communists (bad) but also has a couple of homosexuals (a secret cabal of organized people dead-set on destroying the ideals of nuclear family) as characters. I’d suggest you guys avoid the game at all costs, it’s too dangerous.
Blue shells in mario cart are communist propaganda
Super Mario Bros promotes the consumption of psychedelics.
Balatro is E for everyone 10+ in freedom ratings. We don’t give any shits about gambling imagery over here (Yes, I know balatro is not gambling and the PEGI rating is BS).
Good Christian Americans would never go anywhere near gambling or gambling paraphernalia.
You wouldn’t roll a dice!
You wouldn’t steal a casino!
What about if you’re gambling for Jesus?
Jambling?
Jesus take the roulette wheel
Harvest Moon teaches that everybody can own land and live a good life self-sustainable off of his own work.
What other video games have been secretly eroding the very fabric of American society?
You do realise that PEGI stands for Pan European Game Information, right?
Then why is the acronym in American then. There ain’t no countries in the EU that speak American. /s
I think you might have missed that this question is sarcastic and the intent was to prompt stupid interpretations of video games. i.e. Mario Kart is communist because it only gives the lower class (losers) access to the deadliest weapon (the blue shell) in order to take out the upper class (the leader)
Definitely not Rust. Very wholesome game.
I can’t find that one story where a guy was having a lot of fun being kidnapped. They roleplayed for like an hour.
Might have been Reksmore. They added handcuffs and a headbag recently. For wholesome adventures, of course.
