I was reading this as in the stapler is an Excalibur level stapler - hence it went through steel XD

Mine already does it. Send help, I have 20+ years of playtime.

The app to change this is “Find Device”, and is turned off in the settings.

Hi-res pic loading about as fast as you could print them back then XD

Easy, girl in the white dress is the side piece.

Idk, been in the game so long now, I’ve realized that sadly, id weather have the memories of them. For example: Diablo 3&4 and the enshitification.

Watched the movie yesterday, can confirm.

Well, there’s also x.xxx

Unfortunately no. Seemed completely random. Maybe just hormones of growing up?

So, the first time I ever experienced sleep paralysis I was like ~5-7yr old. I was at my grandma’s house staying the night. Had a nightmare of a stereotypical witch on a broom chasing me. Ofc I was running, but not fast enough. When the witch finally caught me I ‘woke up’ but unable to move or open my eyes, couldn’t talk or scream.

Still in an in-between state of consciousness and lucid dream, I was finally able to jerk a leg or arm. That seemed to finally kick start the rest of me. Sat up breathing heavily, but further horror ensued. My eyes had been completely encrusted shut, from tears I guess? I had to physically pry my eyes open.

Years later it would happen again to various degrees. At one point it would happen so often it just got annoying. I’d be fully aware of what was happening. Sometimes I could open my eyes and look around, but could never move my head.

It’s been probably close to 20 years since it’s happened to me. I don’t miss it, much.

Been married for 10 years now. There’s one thing I’ve found to be the ultimate relationship tester:

Furniture Assembly.

If you can survive assembling a few pieces of IKEA puzzles together it’s probably going to last XD

Can relate tbh. Like, I’m not going to turn the pages for you, all ya gotta do is ask and do it.

But fr, I’ll talk about anything that isn’t small talk. But I really don’t like carrying a conversation that A: doesn’t interest me, and B: has no ultimate goal (see: smalltalk).

Perfection

Someone needs to make the top one “Me at malls”

Bag size 20x30cm…(approximately)

I guess. I tried everything within reason to play it. VLC, mpv, windows media player etc. all with various degrees of failure. Even went down a rabbit hole of trying codecs from websites that looked frozen in time from the late 90’s, as it was an old cam system.

Happened to me a few months ago. Had a ticket for our District Attorney office, trying to playback a security camera footage from a parking lot or something. It would open, but, the person that was supposed to be seen would show up for a few frames and glitch out.

Turns out the cam system it came from uses some very proprietary codec. So the footage was effectively useless without their special sauce player/codec

Why?

The chaos has finally ended about an hour ago. Thankful for that XD