Yes, and milk was the singular reason they were able to. Turns out those Got Milk commercials had it right all along

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I have no real opinion about the topic here, but I’m getting really tired of seeing headlines containing the word “slams” or “blasts.” It guarantees I won’t read the article

Duh doy

I believe it. Lessons learned and all

12 hour flight. The fail-safes fail. Something goes wrong with the anesthesia and you’re awake for the entire thing

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!

As a human race, we have developed such amazing technologies over the last 30 years. It’s staggering. My political ideologies don’t really skew much near communism, but holy shit. This is the closest I’ve come in a long time to cracking open my copy of The Marx-Engels Reader in long time

Do yourself a favor and read this in the voice of James Acaster

If you consider this a shitpost, why the fuck are you checking out this community at all? Everything here is a shitpost. It’s kinda this place’s whole deal

Well… it doesn’t. This is clearly mega fake.

Yeah, but if we blame the boomers we never have to take any responsibility and we can just continue mindlessly fucking the world up

Old guy here with some unsolicited advice. If you’re ever feeling this way, just remind yourself that you can’t change the past and it’s completely pointless to dwell on it. The only thing you have power over and the ability to change is always ahead of you. Focus on tomorrow. Make plans and stick with them. If you fail, there’s always opportunity to learn from that and do better.

Elon not nearly as smart as his dipshit fans give him credit for. Also, Elon kind of a petty, egomaniacal jerk.

Uh oh, that combination sounds pretty familiar. At least this piece of shit can never be president of the U.S.

Is the original artwork by Jim Woodring? If not, it really reminds me of his style

Sadly, there’s a shit ton of people who don’t know any better and will stick with reddit as it slowly dies