MedicsOfAnarchy

I don’t understand why the name of the company is redacted. They chose to send this letter, let 'em own it.

Get your coworkers to join you in using the nearest fast food restaurant whenever you need to use the restroom. When management sees everyone constantly cycling through the front door, they may get a clue.

OR, and hear me out, throw nails in neighbor’s face. Offer to drive neighbor to the ED, then say, “Aw, I can’t. I’m blocked in.” Edit: Forgot /s.

Yeah, Assistant blows much of the time:

“Hey Google. What’s two plus two?”

“Sorry, I don’t understand. But I found something similar. Would you like to know what two plus two is?”

“Yes, dammit!”

“On the website Add A Couple of Numbers for the Hell of It, they say, two plus two is four. Would you like a little more context?”

“No!!!”

“Alright. I’m here to help.”

Arrgh.

Everyone’s first question: “How do I disable this?”