

What you don’t have a screwdriver?


What you don’t have a screwdriver?


I’m so glad I never fell for the cloud gaming scam.

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!
Because God demands skulls.

My grandfather served in the same Americanmilitary who thought it was inappropriate for him to die in the same trench as a black man or for women to wear pants. I’m not really interested in fluffing their generation - they’re perfectly happy doing it themselves.
I love the toilet seat on the one in the background. When you don’t give a fuck, anywhere can be a toilet!


That’s because the rich make the laws.


10 minutes later: Good! Now let us zoomie together!


Israel: we disagree because we don’t believe our enemies deserve human rights.
USA: yeah, and can’t profit off of people or oppress foreigners if you guarantee people food, either.


My shoe works just fine.
Cat: I desire tummy rubs, but only exactly 3.


They’re one of those trolls that think they’re too smart for this world. Just point and laugh and go about your day. It ain’t worth the brainpower required to feed them


That’s an important job.


You know what you did.


All that work and she didn’t even eat it? Dang.
This is the most well deserved “you fucked yourself” in the history of words.