This is my on a Monday morning three seconds after the alarm went off contemplating whether to go to work or to fake my own death.

I don’t know why it reminds me of being bored and low energy as a kid and resorting to doing weird postures on the sofa to fill the emptiness.

S tier goobin!

My ferret would sometimes sleep in a pose with his belly up, his legs sticking out stiffly, and his front end hanging off the side of his bed in a way that looked rather uncomfortable. I would check that he was alive when I saw him doing that; ferrets are heavy sleepers so I thought he was a goner the first time it happened.

(…rawr…)