

I remember back in grad school they told us we would have to take an ethics seminar and I thought it might be something interesting about the role of a scientist in society or something like that, but it was actually pretty much just “Don’t have sex with the undergraduates, even though technically there isn’t a strict rule against it.”



My ferret would sometimes sleep in a pose with his belly up, his legs sticking out stiffly, and his front end hanging off the side of his bed in a way that looked rather uncomfortable. I would check that he was alive when I saw him doing that; ferrets are heavy sleepers so I thought he was a goner the first time it happened.