photo of a person wearing scrubs with a white kitten in their pocket.
Text reads “I’d rather have it and not use it than need it and not have it.”
Legit thought you were talking about elbows. Then I saw the kitty.
The saying is “I’d rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.”
Saying it this way has more natural language symmetry.
I need an emotional support kitten in my pocket at all times.
You know I keep that thang on me!
You never know when you need a pocket pussy. No, not like that, gross.
Needs another just in case. Two is one, one is none.
This person kittens.
When it comes to a serious matter like this, I’m not kitten around.
sometimes purrfection is not the enemy of good
3-2-1 kitten backup rule. Three kittens, two different kinds, keep one off-site just in case.
She probably has room for 3, 2 front pockets and a breast pocket.
Kitten in a breast pocket is not ideal.
Nice pussy you got there doesn’t seem work appropriate as a compliment
