• Dead_or_Alive@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I live in a capitalist society. The shelves are well stocked with multiple brands of affordable toilet paper that I can buy with a stable currency.

    If you live in some commie shithole that can’t keep shelves stocked let alone food on the table I can see why you might think that.

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      1 year ago

      Shitty booty mf. You need to buy some wet wipes and stop being afraid of touching your own asshole.

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          I don’t give a damn who made wet wipes, stank ass, you need to use them! And clip them crusty, athletes foot infested toenails too, over there slicing your partners legs up while y’all sleeping. Inconsiderate, booty flake collecting, funky mf.

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            1 year ago

            Athletes foot treatment, toe nail clippers and beds… All things that capitalist societies have in abundance.

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              And yet you still walking around with them fungal flickers you call feet and not fixing them! Your toes look like The Last Of Us and you have the itchiest asshole this side of the Mississippi and you just okay living like that?! Ya momma ain’t teach you proper hygiene?? Mf do you need assistance? Ask your partner because I’m not helping with that. How you got diaper rash as a fuckin adult, mf? How? This shit might be beyond me, but it’s definitely between them cheeks, Stank Ass. Fix it!!!

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                Baby powder also made by capitalists. Freedom to travel… first one you mentioned that isn’t directly capitalist but surprisingly most communist countries don’t allow the free movement of their citizens. There are usually walls built to keep them from migrating to capitalist societies.

                You are of course free to emigrate to Cuba or Venezuela at any time if you prefer communism. I mean there are tons of boats full of Americans refugees setting sail from Miami to Cuba every day…

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                  Look Stank Ass, I understand you’re here to troll some group or another. I’m here to tell you TO WASH YOUR ASS, WIPE PROPERLY, AND CLIP YOUR FUCKED UP TOENAILS. that’s all, Stank Ass. I could give a damn about that other blah blah you’re talking. Hygiene comes first, Stank_or_Ripe. You keep avoiding this problem and your partner is going to leave you for someone who flosses properly.

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              Unless you are poor of course. Then you should just die I guess. Truly something worth protecting.
              Eat the rich my people!