For people who are interested in the context, it was a student living at uni who moved home again during the COVID lockdowns. Once they’d lifted they came back to the flat to see this.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/06/26/student-returned-flat-find-alien-potatoes-12908037/
CONNECT ME TO YOUR INTERNET SO I CAN CONTACT THE POTATO OVERLORDS.
This is why the alien entity in the Expanse was called the Protatomolecule
Is PotatOS a new Linux distribution?
That would be a real cool name for an OS specialized for old devices
Or embedded devices, as they run like potato. Or create Glados with
Nightmare fuel fr.
This is absolutely horrifying and I love it so much
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