If it were me, I would choose the recluse house. No questions asked.
Hello Gordon.
If it were me, I would choose the recluse house. No questions asked.
The only British person who actually knows how to use spices is Gordon Ramsey, and he gets a pass on not using them cause he actually knows how to cook good food.
Paranoid much?
Thats…gonna be hard. Unless you want a prequel, which I don’t see how that would work. (The reason it wouldnt work is cause Chell is some time in the future cause of how long she slept)
ITS NOT HALF LIFE 3 IF YOU DONT PLAY AS GORDON FEET MEN.
“You have failed the vibe check.”
“FIVE MINUTES. GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.”
Wait, it’s gummer? I always thought it was Gump.
You know who else likes anti-material rifles?
QUICK, GUSTAVE DEMANDS HIS BEXT SACRIFICE
The trick is there’s multiple godzilla.
Yes, but it won’t stop screaming and vibrating.
“Fucking hell, my phone costs 3000 to repair” “Why doest it cost so much?” “Apple” “Why don’t you switch to a different phone then?” “Fuck you”
PRESIDENTIAL RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE
Smack it on the bottom till you hear a pop
Fuck you.