Zammy95

When I have mint ice cream, I lightly poke it so I get the tiniest bit on my finger tip. My one day runs over, licks that tiny bit of the ice cream, and he’s good. Goes and lies down in his bed content.

Until I do that, he is ALL OVER MY SHIT. lol

I mean, they certainly will. They SHOULDN’T drink milk though, especially not daily

I didn’t realize this until a sticker on a gas pump educated me. Stay woke friends

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

I’m assuming you’re saying still listen to the same shit music you BOUGHT back then?

WOAH. Didn’t know about this. Maybe I can finally convince my mom… doubt.

Bro what. Assholes who don’t train their dogs sounds exactly like what is causing your complaints. How is this a stretch?

As for the kids thing, I don’t want them personally either. But it’s not like every kid I’ve ever met annoys me or pisses me off. That also comes down to how they’re raised

I’m really glad you and the dolphins were able to come to a mutual understanding

I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.

Honestly, I think hitting people with pros of Linux more than flaws/complaints about windows is a better strategy. Negativity is usually just hit with more negativity, not a very strong approach lol

My first thought too, their fur coloring/pattern is beautiful

Uhhh either your describing dragon ball, or are you referring to character development?

Incorrect.

I also am particular about how I bag things. I agree with the sentiment of self checkouts being lame and taking jobs and all that jazz, but eh. There’s bigger fish to fry than this one, and many people like it anyway

Did you even SEE the avocado with a face? Meme.

/s if needed…

Man, it’s not a great message. But as far as jokes/memes go, this is funny as hell

Can someone explain to me why them removing these awards is pissing people off? I used reddit everyday for 13 years until all this shit went down. Never once cared about gold or whatever. Why does it disappearing matter to people? Just because they like to flex having it?

Hahaha one of my best friends is the guy who made this joke on reddit. Love it still.

Hear me out. The beginning of game of thrones, everyone raved about. Then they ran out of source material, and it went down hill from there. 3BP is a completed series, so I’m hopeful yet

I love him. I too have a Jynx! He’s getting up there in age, and lives with my mom. Also the best cat I’ve ever had by a long shot.