Russia is not communist, though?

I know the police cause you trouble,
They cause trouble everywhere,
But when you die and go to Heaven,
You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

I foolishly bought one of the first multi-GPU cards, the HD4870X2 (I think Radeon?). Apart from almost no game using two GPUs and most just straight up not working, that thing ran hot like a smelter. I got that thing regularly over 105°C, and around 90°C seemed like it’s normal working temperature. Not overclocked, still lasted almost two years. Which, back then, was when you’re GPU was outdated anyways. I love that I can still play almost everything I want with a 2080 nowadays.

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.

This is fantastic.

I need help

From Germany: about half of these still work for me. But only half.

If by shifting left and right you mean moving the cursor, that has been in gboard for 5+ years.

I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”

I don’t think he’ll be missed.

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

Jets’N’Guns
Rebel Galaxy
Hardspace Shipbreaker

Hm, space ship games…

Makes me consider doing that again.

Years ago I had a Samsung Galaxy Alpha and ran LineageOS on it but that just completely fucked the battery optimisation. Did this get better? Better than Google even?