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Fluffy gorl

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

Nice, very trochaic

“ingenuity is kill”
“no”

And I will see my dream come alive at last

Absolutely me:

OP I think you’re in danger

Sh-sh-shaaa

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

EINER

They took the psychopath test and failed

There’s just something about that fur pattern. I’m pretty sure this cat is actually a minor demon.

It’s a reference to a copypasta.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux,” and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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