I will gladly read news blurbs wherever if reporters switch to another site

His face upon realizing he has the middle seat in between two overweight people

Blocking sidewalks anywhere is a shitty move. If you can’t park without blocking the sidewalk, you shouldn’t park there. This includes your own driveway

They deserve a ticket or getting towed at this point. Taking up two spots is mildly annoying, this goes way beyond that.