so you dry your ass after using a bidet? paper or cloth?

nope no bad experiences over here. i’m familiar with the whole water versus butt situation. i think a bidet is fine but i don’t want to walk out of the restroom with a wet butt, unless it’s Wet Day. so regardless of bidet or no, i would prefer some sort of towel or soft paper.

it’s water. what do you think is “using it well”? the only way to properly sanitize an asshole is drench it in water and use a little soap. Change your diet several days beforehand if you want to have fun down there.

typing this now on a Surface Pro 3 I bought 9 years ago. solid hardware, obviously a bit slow. still has an hour or so of battery life. haven’t got around to installing Linux, so the OS is shit, but I’ve never reinstalled or felt it was necessary. I definitely researched and ran debloat scripts. biggest concern is that upgrades are impossible. I think Linux would run well on this machine, based on the support out there.

I understand the first step: wave the toothbrush in front of the cat. Cat gets engaged. Not sure about the rest.

The Cat Committee meets at The Wilding Hour this night in The Alley to address egregious occupational safety and health violations.

• random heavy shit was allowed to be in the way of routine cat shenanigans, and said heavy shit fell upon our compatriot