I put on my robe and wizard hat.
(I am in the UK and make TTRPGs. He/Him.)
“But -”
Doot
Great job!
This has been kicking around for so long, I wonder where it originally came from!
Everything except phones, which actually could do with having them.
(This isn’t a completely new thing, in the 1980s I had an A-Team watch that had led lights on it.)
The true value of the internet
Hmmmmmm
I suspect multiple countries probably have socks, and wank into them even though they also have access to tissues. I bet there is funding available to study this and someone should (after they wash their hands).
If read out loud at the correct speed with adequate wailing it should easily cover more than 30 minutes!
This is amazing
An ode to a crusty wank sock I found behind my bed
Oh crusty wank sock
You were my favourite
For one night
You were trusted
With my most intimate part
As well as being relied upon to clean everything up quite well
Now you are so far away
We may never see each other again
But if we do
You will be pumped full of my angry jizz like a one-fingered glove filled with porridge
Amen
(Sometimes I get mistaken for you.)
Academy Award nominated character actress @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world!
Dickbutt but made of beans
I thought that was going to be a bean dickbutt for a moment, a beautiful moment
You’re not missing much
I will let her know haha thank you! The nurse at the vets calls her “a model of the cat world”!