Android 19 💩
Android 19 💩
Games aren’t about fun! I don’t appreciate your whimsical attitude, it scares the serious adult in me!
“I hate that thing that you love, so I convinced someone to pay me a million dollars to shit on it for you. ”
You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot
The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders
And then burn down your attorney’s office. Fuck it, just become an arsonist
Burn the place down
George H.W.'s greatest foe
Oh gosh, I’m not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?
You’re better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better
It’s gonna be really difficult not to piss on my pants through the crevasse under the toilet seat with this guaranteed boner material
Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch
You don’t have children, do you?
I’m not sure that person has ever seen a child
I’m sad you didn’t use my household’s name for the Papa: Poopy John’s
basking in the nostalgia of my friends and I shattering AOL trial disks in the cul-de-sac
Gimme big tabs that look like buttons on a child’s ipad app. I also want the tab matrix enabled and always visible on mobile. Finally, they must make various squeaking/honking/chirping noises when I select them and animal noises when left inactive for too long.
I desire tab matrices. Bottom 20% of the window is my browser display
🥷 Android Balaclava