I miss this meme too. Maybe it’s time for a throwback week

My favorite thing to do when i see someone hating on hexbear or .ml is check out the modlog to find why they’re so angry and it’s almost always funny

OooooOOoh did you have a friend on the Liberty?

You’re right, i shouldn’ta disparaged punks. Punks punch nazis.

Don’t try to pinkwash Zionism ya little punk shit.

My fatto catto has somehow learned to catch chipmunks but i am unsure if he cant (because he is mostly toothless) kill them or wont. He will bring them to me to show his prowess just… Jammed in his jaws until i praise him and give him a treat to drop the lil guy who quits playing dead and scampers off. Three chipmunk messiahs have been ressurrected thusly.

Funnily enough this has not caused the chipmunks to respect him. A younger chipmunk came up while my killer was recharging in the sun and pulled his butt hair and once he had his attention, scampered off to his safe space on the fence to chirp. I dunno if it’s the same guy but when my cat is inside there’s one little dude who will come by my door to looking for him. Shits like Tom and Jerry out here

Hahahawhawwwww i feel so bad for him lol

Forced to run on a wet treadmill, no wonder poor baby tried to run haha! I can’t wait to see his progress

DANCE PARTY

Tbh thats the reason i hit that reply button. I saw “guest” and

Use this knowlege going forward:

• if the door is locked the store is definitely closed
• if i am an employee where the door is finally locked? It is both my prerogative and my absolute pleasure to not have to talk to you.

There is never a reason to talk to someone behind a locked door because the type who does always want the same thing: an exception. And the type of person who believes they deserve this exception is the absolute last person you want to let inside (or even waste time arguing with). Mgmt knows this too, they just been working long enough theyre too wily for you to see them from the outside lol.

Anyone who has worked with the public has at one point gone to that door and had that lesson taught to them the hard way, guarantee it.

Also “guest”? this isn’t a work huddle. Don’t you ever use that corporate trash-assed word after you clocked out. You arent c-suite, don’t use their language

I don’t see anyone mentioning the “tossing their hair”. Bitch they werent staring at you and doing a fucking model shoot they were telling your entitled ass “no”.

TMDH

I was wondering if anyone was gonna do the Marge Simpson quote

(and perhaps suggest some alternatives).

But i don’t think they’ll want this tv up their ass

Booooo joke ruiner booooo

it’s all good

My gut feeling is you didn’t hook a programmer but a debate pervert (maybe shouldn’t have dropped the D word lol). Some people hear that word and turn they minds off cuz debates are simply a game for them to win. I’d just let this one swim brother

Could be down to their location. I mocked my gps to a place i guessed would be expensive (Long Beach CA) and got this

If it’s unclear, this is a hypothetical conversation between me and a Facebook user. Is there something you could say to an existing Facebook user to get them to change? Context is “convincing, effective arguments”.

That’s all well and good to say to me, cuz i agree with you, but that line is useless to someone who is on a social media platform because others are, and it is easy, and what they know.

These extra choices, the free ones… They gonna work as well as what they’re using? No. We’re not talking about netsavvy folks here. Can you rephrase your previous comment into one that is convincing for someone like that?

Hell, related topic: even Lemmy.world, the largest instance i know of is affiliated with Meta in some way. Do you block Lemmy world? I don’t. I used to but was missing too much. So who would i be talking down to these folks?

"this company is evil” is way too esoteric for most people.

Good point, and to push their argument further… what company isn’t? If they used that rebuttal i would have nothing to say.