♪ For he will do as he do do ♪
And there’s no doin’ anything about it.

How do you figure?.. Is this an IQ joke? in a room of 1000, where you are smarter than 345 people, you are also dumber than 654 people. You’d be the 346th dumbest person.

Edit: Change 346 to 345.

Life is risky. You should probably go outside today without fearing that a meteor will strike you… And so should that cat. By all means, take reasonable precautions, but your comment is over the top.

Oh gosh, I just think regional variation in language is really cool, and while I’ve heard ‘God forbid’ a lot in my life, I’ve never heard the phrase OP used. Turns out it was auto-correct, which I half-suspected, but I would have loved to have known where that had come from. If you’re interested in this kind of thing, I highly recommend the talk show “A Way with Words.” The hosts get really nerdily excited about just these kinds of phrases, so given that I listened to that program regularly, I’m kind of on the lookout.

Is this also because I’m an atheist living in the South? Possibly. ‘God forgot’ shows some lack of divine omnipotence, which I find kind of exciting.

god forgot

Do you use that regularly? How cool! Or is it autocorrect?

My cat used to follow us up the road into the woods all the time… until we got a dog. I didn’t realize it would go down that way, but even to me it felt like a huge betrayal.

I saw a perfect stranger having a lengthy conversation with my cat the other day. Though, the stranger spoke English: things like, “Stop yelling at me!” Which was appropriate.

What if my USPS packages keep disappearing, asupposedly reputable sender. I don’t know if they are making it to my mailbox, or if they’re stolen after making it to my mailbox.

Weirdly, the window looks like can be opened. Why would anyone spec an operable window in this location?

It’s nonsense and thus must lead to Narnia or Wonderland.

You serious? I get great US made clothes.

I’ve had a fresh stevia leaf before, totally amazingly delicious. However i can’t stand it as a sweetener in drinks.

https://generalstrikeus.com/ sign the strike card. Calls for action will occur when critical mass is achieved.

Better for someone to finally snap, than for everyone to keep going along with it?

Yes… Something that’s actually difficult? I’m not sure what you’re asking.

Find what you want on Amazon, look at reviews, and then go to the actual website of the producer and buy it directly from them. It’s not hard, it just takes an extra step.

You’ll probably buy less junk, too.

We need a post for everyone’s favorite spoon. There are clear winners in my drawer, too. One mystery spoon that I’d love someone to ID.

Participation forbidden if your utensils are a set.

What in holy hell is a salad spoon

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Aren’t they potentially linked to the global decline in testosterone? Too late, I guess, but I’ll still avoid obvious sources.