Day 1 is a dope name for your cat.

Damnit

We’ve had good consistency with Rongsi bamboo and charcoal toothbrushs. $12 for 12 brushes, biodegradeable, and soft.

JD Vance was all in until he realized it wasn’t SOFA.

My state voted for and passed a minimum wage raise, which would continue incrementally for the next few years, and paid sick time ballot initiative. The state legislature repealed the sick leave and removed the minimum wage increases from the future. Yay democracy. Cunts.

Hahahahhaha $12 minimum wage, you’re a riot.

Always too soon.

even if they merged with Jesus Christ himself

That motherfucker has some explaining to do.

He lays on those but he climbs inside the reusable grocery bags and lays down. Sometimes gets his head stuck in the handle and does the freak out sprint all over the house dragging the bag behind him.

Fleshly Laundered is my new dark metal band damn.

Oh hey, look at that! Thanks!

Have you ever seen the security room at a Walmart? If you ever thought you weren’t on camera in a Walmart, you were. It’s like a casino.

That particular camera looks like it is in a locking case, usually for hight theft items. The bizarre thing here is why the extra security on Sugar in the Raw and what looks like maybe Stevia.

We call the chair she’s in her pettin’ chair because she will always sit still for scritches when she’s in it. Most other times it’s a drive by unless she comes specifically to solicit pets. When she does that ot’s usually a paor of paws on your leg and a solitary “mew” to let you know her highness has arrived and demands tribute.

Oh, then I got a backup for you:

Couldn’t even watch the video on mobile with the giant “swipe here for more cpntent” covering half of it.

Well I guess not now.

Hi!

It’s a submarine and usually the big boi, Sake, takes that spot but they all share it.

They do make a great pair.

She has an @ on one side and a heart on the other!