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Nobody is out here faking assassinations by shooting live bullets riiiiiiiight next to person. Don’t fall for conspiracy theories. Don’t be like them.

Yes, it kind of works!

So confusing. There is cat that doesn’t look like cat, and not cat that looks like cat.

I can shove mine halfway across the bed and he won’t even get up.

They were going to put it back before you got home.

So zen. I envy cats’ ability to relax like that.

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If I’m ever late, I have to feed it to them in multiple portions, spread out over ~1hr, for the same reason.

How dare you