And it didn’t matter because you didn’t have the key card anyway.
Boss: You failed your drug test
Me: Yeah, I forgot to study for it
Better to be a heel than a scab.
Professional wrestling is rigged!
Is Archie blepping?
What does Warm-Hinder taste like?
If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?
Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.
It’s like how Celsius and Fahrenheit agree at -40.
Where’s Garfield when you need him?
A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up
They need to make Oops All Stuf
Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.
How many braincells does he have?
Pluto the streaming service
That’s okay, I’ll just download more RAM.
I set my password as 12345. Nobody will think to guess that.