Woah, who’re you? The Joker? We need some structure in our lives!

Came for this. Like… Gaelic reads like it’s some kind of prank on the rest of the world.

Unprotected bike lanes’ fatal flaw is that they rely on the honour system in a country where nobody has any.

When have we punished greedy behaviour?

Because many are ego-driven tools that aspire to be the founder of the Next Big Aesthetic™️

But if Trump’s a dude cow, that means he’s a bull. So that bucket is full of…

Yo, what’s wrong with your goats?

Downvoted for redaction.

I don’t get it 😭

We should be treating religion like a mind virus that needs wiping out.

The most upsetting part of this is how little time he spends fearing for his fucking life while his buddies’ news stations print articles like this.

He’s a billionaire’s son. He’s probably never experienced traffic.

And it has been humming

So sorry ☹️ Adopted and cared for even after such a diagnosis. He was lucky to have had you.

Very cool. Might reach for that next time I need to ‘shop something 🤔

Just another flight simmer, sounds like

What on that list warrants a major version bump?? Does the UI still just scatter dozens of tiny windows all over your screen?

What is happening here, exactly?

No, if you’re using high power for anything longer than like 20 seconds to nuke a coffee or something, you’re microwaving wrong.

Most things are 👌 3:00 @ Power Level 6 (60% on, 40% off)

Apple understands that trying to cut every corner to reduce cost is a recipe for garbage. More than that, they’re not afraid to spend what’s necessary to achieve better than “good”. I think they’re evil in other ways for sure, but I respect this about them. It shows in everything* they produce.

• Except for the butterfly keyboards…