They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

The E in WWE is for Entertainment.

Some people enjoy belittling other’s choices on the internet. Some enjoy watching the drama of fake wrestling.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

Why bother with Google at all?

Let me guess. All the features you love from third-party launchers, except anything resembling privacy.

Deleting all that garbage was satisfying.

With a lot of people using free email services, most have some report button. What this does is flag the specific email as potential spam that you specifically do not want to see. With enough people doing that, the probability of the email and subsequently the source domain being spam and spam generators goes up. High probability means the emails may end up in the spam folder without hitting your inbox.

There’s a bit of fine tuning email marketing can do to mitigate that, like not sending emails too frequently. But that’s not a passive thing they can do, which is why there are teams devoted to email marketing specifically at some companies.

The worst thing for a marketeer is to be dumped in spam. No one will ever see it or any future emails.

I would expect some vodka in a drink like that.

Alternate take: I’ll start ordering whiskey smoothies. And yes on the protein powder.

If you can’t afford me at my worst, you can’t afford me at my best.

Anachrocapitalist groomers as the image implies?

Be careful. The universe will maintain balance.
For Donald Trump to die would take someone monumentally good to also die. My fear is we’ll lose Dolly Parton.

Platypuses With Attitude

Elin back out because mommy said so.

I don’t have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

Reddit for porn and porn only.

Absolute stupid is like absolute zero. This person is both.

Con: Not reusable