Not quite the music for such an occasion, but their work on The Social Network goes unreasonably hard

You joke, but NDAs do not

Hi, there

I have been professionally diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum, formally as having Asperger’s Syndrome.

I think I speak for quite a few people when I say please don’t lump those degenerate retards in with us, as their condition is, while yet undefined, something entirely unique and outside of the realm of psychiatric treatment or counseling, and thus cannot be helped.

Thank you,

King of the Aspies

Honestly it’s funny to watch WAN and see him melt down over obvious trolls in chat. Makes me feel a lot better about my own emotional stability.

Imagine paying to not be able to control anything and still getting ads.

Oh, that’s just cable…

A lot of services won’t let you use the +, and it’s also trivial to get rid of the extension with Regex.

Dishonorable discharge

For those that live in apartments, there are VESA stands that mount to the back of your furniture, and others that use a clamp for tables, so you don’t have to put holes in your walls. I use one on my desk for a fairly wide monitor.

If you’re unfamiliar with VESA mounts, just take note of which of the two standards your device uses. These are going to be either 75x75mm or 100x100mm. Verify with a ruler, don’t rely on the literature to be accurate.

If you wanna be mega-bougie about it, you can get just the mounting plate, and there is couple hardware available to pair it with aluminum extrusion, if you really like that 2040/2080 extrusion.

On the go isn’t where my confusion is. On my phone is. See other threads in response to mine

I have a Switch

I mean sure, but if I want to play games, I can either use my Switch if I’m on the go, or use my PC if I’m at home. Personally, my phone has a set of functions, but at no point have I ever felt the need to add “play games” to that

Am I the only one that just doesn’t understand the notion of aiming for console quality on a phone?

Client presents a cracked iPhone XR. Total cost: $120. Time: 30 minutes Full warranty, come see us if the screen seems off.

Client presents cracked Samsung S10 Total cost: $120. Time: 45 minutes Full warranty, come see us if the screen seems off.

Client presents a broken Galaxy Fold. Says no other shops will repair it. Say I won’t either. Asks why no one will.

Parts: $700 Labor: $300

Never worked on this phone, you’re paying me to learn with high probability of fucking up, not getting your money back, not providing a warranty. Letting you know this up front.

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This is nauseating and shouldn’t be possible.

Happy birthday!

Now that’s manspreading

???

I got the email weeks ago.

His Demon review is even better:

“This car doesn’t accelerate, it escalates. Like a conversation born from the phrase ‘what’s wrong?’”

Like a review of the OG Dodge Viper:

“Traction control? Air bags? Nope. You get ten cylinders, four wheels, and a steering wheel. Whatever happens next, it’s on you.”

Edit: Here it is