Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.
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In the kitchen it hums with delight,
A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.
With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,
Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.
How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!
Made me livin in the fiber optic mines. Mine all day, mine all night in those fiber mines.
Honestly there are enough quality posts and comments here that keep me engaged. It feels like a lot of creative people made the move.
“Shall I play the ocarina and return us to the forest temple?”
Nah. Nah man let’s just walk.
Woke up without your nards wearing a lampshade? Don’t delay, meow at the law offices of Mittens and Mittens.
“So you’re a REAL tree?”
Yesh. I make worrie aboot Christmas time. Family cut me and make ornament on my face.
“This dude is legit.”
Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?
“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”
You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.
69% of 420 is equal to 420% of 69.
(Me coming back with the wrong onions)
FOOL OF A TOOK!
(Goes through a phone maze to get the option you need, then the robot voice comes on)
“OUR STAFF CAN HANDLE THAT REQUEST TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAYS BETWEEN 10AM AND 4PM. GOODBYE.”
Let’s get some good camera shaking going, turn on the night vision, and run out of the room randomly.
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