These folks seem to have a different understanding than you.
Specifically:
Since as many as 10 percent of the lowest-wage workers leave or start jobs every month, any decrease in the number of full-time equivalent jobs will mean that some workers will take more time finding a new job, or will work fewer hours. But many of these workers may still see their annual earnings rise because of their wage increase.
Summer Glau: Am I a joke to you?
I’d argue running a laptop from the 00s is the least boomer thing to do. Buying a new Macbook every two years while complaining that you don’t have enough money and joking about how you’re spending your kid’s inheritance is the boomer thing to do.
My thoughts exactly, someone feed that void!!
And waste that prescious stock meat, no thank you!
It gets worse. Visiting a friend recently, they tried to give me an old Kindle, (which I politely declined). They have a drawer of about 6 old ones because they can’t help buying the latest every sale. They don’t even read that much!!
Somehow less awkward than if he got it right…
My cat is adorable, but if she doesn’t know you she WILL cut a bish. We warn everyone who comes in, but the number of times we’ve had to intervene when a landlord’s agent, repairperson, etc was convinced they’d be the first stranger she liked… Look, but do NOT touch.
Yeah, that’s what finally tuned me from an Apple everything to Linux/Windows/Android/whatever works. Used to be standard, but the mac with the processor and screen you need, buy Ram and harddrive elsewhere and install right away. The old G5s with that huge case literally made it a selling point how use upgradable it was. iPod changed everything.
It’s like a hurdles race for toddlers. Its literally just a bar on the ground to hop over, and they still sometimes fail.
Absolutely no self-respecting Londoner is accepting those pints without asking for a top-up.
ETA: Just realized this is at Fourpure, likely when they did that stupid photo op holding empty 30L kegs to celebrate passing duty relief for beer sold in 40L packaging or greater.
What if I mix in some flaming hot crumbs and deep fry?
(Blue Flame Tendies!!)
(Disclaimer: Don’t do this.)
[Pan across a bombed, desolate cityscape, fires burning in the distance]
Female Narrator: No one knows who taught the first cicadas to chirp Baby Shark, but we know it was us who launched the nukes to stop it…
I drink one gallon a day because I’m fat and sweaty.
Addendum:
Chirp-chirp-chirp. Pleasing to the ears, but clearly signifies your cat’s desire to murder. 6/10
Hork hork hork. Grab some paper towels, you get to clean up a hairball. Maybe it won’t be on your shoes this time. 0/10
Even Speed Racer?
(I actually do like it)
You can laugh or you can cry. Personally, I choose both.
Mini-blep is still blep. Blep is love. All hail Chico blep.
“I have nothing to say, and I’m saying it.” -John Cage
It’s almost like someone is trying to tell you to STFU.