I’m quite happy not placing myself in the same American bucket, not sure why anyone would say that.
This is what is known among scholars as a joke.
Anyone else not all that interested in this folding gimmick?
Then again there were enormous pro wrestlers in the 80s who made Vin Diesel look tiny, so the performance enhancement look definitely isn’t that new to the public.
Well, if what you’re doing isn’t working you should try something else. Try something more active than just chilling, and engage in a less male dominated community. You could volunteer your time somewhere, or join a club or team.
Your hobbies don’t even need to be mainstream, if you’re more of the nerdy persuasion there are plenty of women in the RPG and LARP scenes for example.
Have you tried finding a hobby that involves interacting with people?
Are you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn’t actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?
Pets should never be a surprise for sure. Having an idea that you’ve got one coming and being willing to take care of it is another story altogether