platysalty

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

To be fair, them some real good spice

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

Engineering vs Marketing

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?

Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.

So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?

Man, I wonder how much BW first person footage of dudes jerking off does Zuck have.

Yeah lol. I was an internet troll through and through, and somehow found my way into a pretty diverse group in uni.

I don’t even want to start on the drunk shenanigans we got up to.

I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free

It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.

I guess this is the natural end state of having “talk to animals” as a spell.

Good bot

Man, I want to be a cat in my next life.

What other creature can just rock up, act like they own the place, and have people reward them for it?

That’s why you set your password to something funny so you remember.

My password was a dick joke for the longest time

“I’m not brave enough for politics.”

Immediately makes a hot take.

“I am barely keeping it together, but good thing nobody noticed”