Are we not even going to consider the possibility that his children may have had bad vibes / been unpleasant to be around??

Sorry, cute and stylish design could potentially harm our brand identity. Best we can do is homogenized lowest-common-denominator design.

For when internal components come unglued and start poking into the underside of the screen

I never spend over $100/night for hotels. Ever.

Also, Hilton isn’t even that nice.

N64 had native hardware AA

The same way Verizon phones used to work: less well.

In doesn’t matter. Sophisticated models are open-source and have already been forked and archived beyond all conceivable hope of regulation. There’s no going back.

Because it relying entirely on the dominance of the iPhone isn’t really a post-Jobs action. It’s actually the exact opposite: relying entirely on something he captained in order to make sales.

They also removed the headphone jack from the phone, so it doesn’t really count. Airpods followed the Sony approach: telling your captive audience they will buy the thing or suffer.

Yeah but that’s just marketing bullshit, just like how in real life, (normal and attractive) people don’t pull out a Nintendo Switch and pass around joycons to play Mario Kart on the phablet-sized screen at trendy rooftop cocktail parties.

Keep hating

Fuck off

I was with it right up to geese. Fuck geese, all my homes hate geese

It’s spelled C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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I have mods published on the Nexus, and I feel confident in saying paid mods are degenerate and so are everyone who supports them.

Upset about getting curved by the only Tinder match they’d had in months after she saw their green bubble

It’s an outstanding bug, Google has been ignoring it for years.

Fear of piracy, or demanded by manufacturers?

Let’s just fast forward, shall we?

“Google denies rumors of bumps under Pixel 8 Pro displays”
“Google says bumps under Pixel 8 Pro displays are caused by mishandling and water damage”
“Google refuses to repair bumps under Pixel 8 Pro displays”
“Owners of Google Pixel 8 Pro left holding the bag over faulty displays”
“European Union fines Google $50M over defective Pixel 8 Pro displays, but non-EU customers still waiting for repair”
“Google denies rumors that Pixel 8 Pros with faulty displays were replaced with refurbished models instead of being repaired”