AOL came on floppies originally, but the quality was so poor that you could barely rewrite them.

I’m made of meat.

They should park it with two staircases.

Android still doesn’t support DHCPv6 and will be left without a valid address.

RFC 7934 explains their reasoning, though it’s not exactly an ironclad argument.

At least my washing machine plays a cute little tune.

Is it an LG?

♫
I’m done with the laundry
dirty and stinky old laundry
I’m done with the laundry
what do you want from me now?
♫