Have you heard of Lake Lanier in Georgia?

These chemical weapons are so bad for the environment, they’re even turning the missiles gay!

You’re forgetting the large amount of Americans who also hate America

I bought a 10mm ratcheting wrench keychain. Haven’t used it yet, but when I do it will be "glorious*.

Tankie Tetrad!

(Why was this not my first thought!?)

Tankie Quadrangle?

I think there are lots of people with better reasons, including a large percentage of Americans.

…my Etsy Witches have failed me so far…

If it makes you feel any better, in the US to get an automatic rifle you also need a fuckton of money to pay for a tax stamp.

You get to go fuck yourself, apparently…

Maybe there’s doors labeled Flowers & Trees on the other side?

The Star Wars Holiday Special will remain there because no one wants to admit they own it

I only know these exist from the guy who was posting YouTube shorts trying to catch them all…

Coughing x2 cracked me up the most.

Enjoying their vacation with Hawaii, Cuba, the Philippines, Madagascar, Italy, and a bunch of others…

Probably the same thing they called viruses and bacteria: Demons.

To paraphrase:

“For example, someone could purchase a single sandwich, instead of a loaf of bread, several pounds of meat and cheese, various produce items, and a few jars of condiments.”

Do they not see how dumb they sound!?

Made fun of, yes, but there was no outrage, calls for boycotts, etc.

Trump v Nintendo would be an interesting fight…

I’m not even sure how that would play out.

The NES Point & Click “trilogy”:

• Shadow gate

• Deja Vu

• The Uninvited

The games all run on the same engine, but that’s about it for similarities. You don’t have to play them in order, but I feel like they improved things as they went along so it kind of helps.