I’ve carried a knife daily for 30+ years; more people should carry knives so they stop asking to borrow mine when they need one.

I ran Puppy as a daily driver for about a year before I finally got a new hard drive for that computer. It’s surprisingly robust for such a tiny footprint.

The only thing worse is when people grab one edge of a disc in the case and just rip it out instead of using the release button in the middle.

I got a $50 EOL Chromebook that I loaded CinnaMint (it’s right there… Why say "Mint Cinnamon "…) on.

I use it as my sketchy torrent getting machine, Because if something goes wrong, oh well.

I always took it as Tidus being intentionally over the top & awkward to get Yuna to laugh for real, which does happen at the end of the scene. It was purposely ridiculous.

Other common retail phrases:

Workin’ hard or hardly workin’?

• Little of both!
• Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

How are you today?

• I’m here.
• How long you got?

If it doesn’t scan, that means it’s free!

• -Die inside-
• -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
• -immitate laugh scene from FFX-

That sounds like something a spambot would be programmed to say

Does it seem a little sketchy to anyone else that so many people were tested in China? Do they really have that many athletes or are they trying to skew the numbers?

I’m in one of these oddly specific groups, and I feel both validated and paranoid.

The difference is they were told to wear a mask, which means they are standing up for their “rights” by not doing it.

The ear thing is to show how dedicated they are to the “cause,” which is essentially opposition to what “the other side” is doing.

Trump makes full sentences, the fullest sentences ever by any candidate current or past, no one could ever make fuller sentences, especially the losers and suckers that Trump is running against that hate America and want to turn us into a weak nation that only produces organic electricity that can’t run our great country because it can’t go through all the rivers and lakes because the water just stops it in its tracks and it stalls like those foreign import cars that Trump is going to put tariffs on because our great capitalist America doesn’t need a bunch of foreigners telling us how to drive our cars in our country because America is great and we can do whatever we want unlike Taiwan, which isn’t even a country, and needs to go away just like NATO and NASA and NOAA and all those other government agencies in the swamp that needs to be drained because it’s full of gators that are making it difficult for people to use their yachts in all of this electric water that’s taking over this great country!

So he basically thought he was going to 360 No-scope IRL?

…get wrecked, noob.

.300 Blackout for hogs.

You can get an AR-15 chambered for this, or easily swap a few parts if you already have one.

AR-15’s are popular because it’s an easily modifiable platform. It’s not the best for any one thing, but it’s pretty good at a variety.

I still like the theory that the “mutants” below are just the Flintstones. The Jetson society hoarded all the technology and moved into the sky to get away from the peasants…

Thank you for this answer! I will hopefully be able to use it in the near future to trigger my favorite response from people: “Why do you know that?”

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

Since you seem to be a good person to ask, and will probably give a better answer than Google, was the thorn somewhere in our current 26 letter alphabet at some point and got deleted, or was it already gone out of style by the time we settled in our current order?

Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.

I was expecting condoms or plan B