Addd to this list: Upload & I’m a Virgo

Amazon really loves co-opting anti-capitalism.

When people say there’s no difference between the GOP and the DNC, they’re wrong:

• GOP: Wants to kill brown people
• DNC: Doesn’t care if brown people die

This is the stupidest timeline.

Maybe you could find someone else to help you…maybe Black Mesa?

Microsoft is like a super clingy ex.

Even easier, set your phone dns to an ad blocking dns. I like to play the generic charades games with my partner.

Good point, they can’t both be true…but they CAN both be false. I’m hiring you as my lawyer.

This is the perfect answer.

Unity: Everyone really seems to hate EA

Also Unity: Let’s hire the CEO of EA

🤦

You’re right, they’re absolutely collecting data, but saying they can’t differentiate between activations and then saying “oh yeah, actually, we can when it comes to (piracy/bundles/charity/etc.)” less than 24 hours later tells me that not only do they not care about game devs, but they think we’re stupid too.