“I litter because the trash can was full”

And you’re trying to think about perceived societal problems. How about introspection?

Same, I had already considered self hosting matrix but this will help find a few more options

don’t touch it

Don’t even look at it on a regular basis. Looking at it makes some people do self-defeating things like breaking your other great points

That wouldn’t be very warrior like, but let’s ignore that. If a klingon wanted you dead, then i think something hidden in the pickle jar is the least of your concerns