A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion…

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as “relevant” as reddit used to be.

I… I think the mind trick is working on me. Which would imply that this actually is what I was looking for…

Which means not I, but Obi Wan was the degenerate pervert the whole time!

And as an unstoppable force of nature and chaos… you order some stuff online and get food delivered.

Behold! Our mundane god of meaningless is looking for ways to fill the void inside!

Whenever I tested it, my banking app worked on non-rooted e/os. A rooted device however is not accepted by my banking app.

This should be better with /e/OS or lineageOS, but you have to jump through several hoops (and often lose your warranty) when you install them instead of your default Android OS.

Unfortunately most devices block them completely, but the Pixel phones are supported (as far as I know).

I’ll get the plunger…

Wait, you play games to have fun and not as a duty? What about “pride and accomplishment”? ;)

The moment I embraced easy mode was when Assassin’s Creed Odyssey was like: “Is the gameplay we designed for our single player game too tedious? Then buy some legendary items with IRL money or maybe our XP cheat!”

Easy! Since I understand everything I can just remain perfect and share my wisdom as I see fit.

Well, it’s nice that you two found a common ground here, wife and husband. It is a bit weird you did so by communicating via Lemmy comments, but’s great if this works for you. ;)

This is not a question of “want”. This is not a question at all. This is a demand! And it would be wise to comply, rapidly!

Even if it isn’t altruism, it is a sign and people just freaked out over rainbows on beer cans.

I mean sure, you shouldn’t think a company is your friend, but if they publicly declare support, I wouldn’t attack them neither.

I don’t get it. Am I an egg or a potato in this scenario? How can I change between the two and does that make me imune to boiling water?

You better shut your noisy mouth or he will shove a burger in there and let the hot coffee do the talking.

Good thing you did that. Otherwise I would have been salty. 😸