The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

What’s Elon?

Just not that one

My god it’s full of bees!

I spent way too long wondering what it could possibly mean to deduct your mortgage from your rent.

A white with basalt? How gauche.

Pick it up after he throws it and throw it back!

Xyzzy

Epic rap battles of capitalism

I’m so glad all those emails don’t go to waste