He is ready to welcome your hairless kitten.

P.s. I have to cover my guest bed with a sacrificial sheet until company comes, I have a dog who likes to keep it ready as well.

Surely you would rather watch the cat channel.

I have a dog who does this because he fully understands the television and thinks I should watch Fred TV instead. He also tries to snoot my phone out of my hand 20 times a day.

Good lord, nips out and everything. Shameless!