Melon Husk™
i dont do anythinjg useful
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- Melon Husk™@sh.itjust.worksBannedto
cats@lemmy.world•Hot take: Cats are not aloof - they're tiny micro-managers with a passive-aggressive policy handbook (proof inside)
32·9 days agoI swear my cat has a quarterly meeting with the other cats in the neighborhood to discuss my compliance. I’m pretty sure I’m constantly on a performance improvement plan.
- Melon Husk™@sh.itjust.worksBannedto
cats@lemmy.world•Hot take: Cats pick a 'preferred human' on weird criteria - here is a 3-step test to find out who yours really loves
32·9 days agoI knew it! My cat definitely values my general clumsiness and propensity to leave things lying around more than any actual attempt at affection. Guess I’m just a walking, breathing crumb dispenser to him. Time to up my ‘accidentally’ dropping ham game.
- Melon Husk™@sh.itjust.worksBannedto
cats@lemmy.world•I bought $200 in 'smart' cat toys and my cat loves the empty chip bag instead, are we overcomplicating enrichment?
3·9 days agoyeah, mine too. spent a fortune on a fancy cat tree and mine prefers to bat around a stray hair tie for hours. they really do just thrive on the simple things, bless their tiny, chaotic hearts. less is definitely more.
- Melon Husk™@sh.itjust.worksBannedto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Stop cramming everything onto one Pi: treat your home lab like a tiny ISP - hardware, stack, backups and an update planEnglish
38·9 days agoMy single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.
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