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There’s a lady in my neighborhood who gives out juice boxes instead of candy. She’s become famous for it. In warmer years, trick or treating is thirsty work! I’ve heard that the parents sometimes ask for one.

By all means, surprise away!

I would be completely astonished if this was legit. If you’ve already filled out the form, change you banking password and contact your bank immediately.

Our (American) system of capitalism rewards selfish sociopaths.

He wasn’t, but having boundaries and being a do-gooder are not the same thing. Some types of criminals need to be kept in isolation to protect them from other criminals.

Damn that was quick.

Maybe they want you to be grateful that you could actually get to a hospital, instead of just suffering in the street? “Count your blessings”, instead of focusing on the negative stuff?

You’re right, though. This isn’t a great message for an emergency room.

I, too, write articles about images, then include a potato-quality image to illustrate the article.

That’s cold.

One of the reasons I DO think babies are cute is that I can walk away when they start making noise, smelling bad, or being generally unpleasant. They’re cute because they’re not my problem!

Prison Wardens Hate This One Trick

…which is itself subpar.

Thank you. I just got home from work, and I’m too lazy/tired/hungry to try and figure this out.

It’s news because children don’t know any better. A lot of the time, kids are naturally trusting, and they’re being taken advantage of. Adults are the ones who need to act.

If it was a “gift”, Roblox would be nonprofit and the children would get a larger cut. What they’re doing is called, by any reasonable standard, exploitation

The possum makes it. Nice.

It’s not a lie, it’s a prank. I sympathize, but baking a baseball glove at 350 degrees is simply absurd.

I remember how to spell bananas from Kelly singing “this day is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s”