That card was so good for so much longer than it had any right to be.

I got a rock.

Hey Punk!

Wouldn’t it work better in that case? The implication being that if you weren’t the only tall person, then staff wouldn’t be so short without you.

Bet you didn’t see it with your own eyes…

Phbbbt.

If they had infinite resources, they wouldn’t need to worry about adblockers.

Between the username and the shopping list, I believe we’ve got a Roman on our hands here…

It sounds like your printer has a true monochrome mode you can specify. Makes and models that are more user-hostile often use drivers that default to grayscale for non-color prints.