Lemmayng

Oooh, Graphene, Lineage, Postmarket? Sailfish, Volla?

🎶BUILD UP OUR MACHINE, YOU DIE TONIGHT🎶

Reason n+1 to switch to a custom OS.

“Da fuck dey doin’ ova deyrhe?”

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

Even through adb uninstall commands?

Had a Galaxy A8 phone before switching to a Pixel 4XL with GrapheneOS. Guess which one had better performance.

I used CalyxOS prior to GrapheneOS, and I’d say Calyx is just as reliable as GrapheneOS. Give it a shot if you have or can purchase a phone that supports it.

https://calyxos.org/

Buy a phone supported by LineageOS. If the phone doesn’t have bootloader relocking, you’re pretty much trading security for privacy, but it really depends on your threat model. Lineage does support a much wider array of devices, whereas GrapheneOS only supports Pixels (until their partnership with Motorola kicks off), and CalyxOS supports Pixels, Motorolas, FairPhones and the Shiftphone 8.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I didn’t do it mommy! 🥺

c/I’mSorryJon

“Pull up a barrel, lad, and I’ll regale ye the tail of how I fought the greatest enemeh known ta catkind: The Cucumber.”

“Look here, you little shit…”

Pure fucking bliss

HE SO CYOOT!

Head-empty lookin’ cat.

But its eyes tell me it’s ready for a hunt.

🎶 I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!

WHY CAN’T YOU MAKE THIS CAT GO FAR AWAAAAAAAY! 🎶

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