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It is wizardry right enough - electricity goes in, magic occurs,l and machine goes ping

It’s definitely not as exciting as it sounds. It applies a large current through some graphite rods which causes the carbon to evaporate & deposit on a sample sat underneath. It’s used to coat electrically insulating samples with a conductive layer of carbon for electron microscopy.

We have a carbon evaporator that runs linux

It’ll be paraphrased from something a Tory said and I suspect the quotes cover the “paper” from libel since they can then claim it was opinion rather than fact

A large-breasted frog it would seem.