God I would kill for 2 real friends

When you think about it, the difference between curling 5 lbs and 40 lbs is only 35 lbs.

You’re only one slightly malnourished toddler’s weight away.

Cat.

Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.

Personally I support referring to all social media corporations as cheaters, what’s the problem here?

People who are single in the age of internet dating are single for a reason.

And that reason is EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG AND I’M NOT GONNA SETTLE FOR THEM MOM

The ancient currency one was the SHIT and jump started my love of coin collecting.

Who is this woman and why is she always right about everything

Can’t wait for more people to join so I can get my satisfaction by being called a slur over an internet post about cats.