I followed the #2 link he linked about cloud seeding. From the article:

Veteran Houston meteorologist Travis Herzog weighed in this week, calling the theory scientifically unfounded.

“Cloud seeding cannot create a storm of this magnitude or size. In fact, cloud seeding cannot even create a single cloud,” Herzog said. “All it can do is take an existing cloud and enhance the rainfall by up to 20% — and even that is on the high end.”

He compared the theory to blowing out a candle and assuming one could extinguish a wildfire. “It is a matter of scale,” he said.

It’s pretty ballsy to provide a link with someone calling out your bullshit while acting as if that link proves your point.

Seriously, sounds like OP is in an abusive relationship.

Here ya go

Yeah that snuck up on me too

He’s the captain of the Enterprise, isn’t he?

Aw man, I also forgot to mention not being a communist!

I still love you bastards

Yeah feel like there is some context needed. Is OP pissing and shitting in that sink?

My wife called our little guy a menace the other day. I feel this post in my bones.

My little guy has a $750 case of nervousness.

At his first vet appointment, they thought they heard a heart murmur. So we had to do two follow up appointments and scans. Turned out he was just nervous at the vet.

Honestly, best case scenario.

Peak irony is that the first ad shown is them trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.

Yeah I figured we had a year or two at least before slowly taking off the mask and showing the true fascism. This was just right out of the gate.

Wtf I was expecting that to be taken out of context or something. But nope, that’s just a straight up Heil Hitler salute.

I wish my washing machine had Slut Summer options.

“Make sure to write that down, because you’re legally required to bring it up at every possible opportunity.”

I was in the pool!

Pronounced like the G in “gif”, I presume.

“If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting.”

Aww but I thought I was special.

Exactly. I provide food, shelter, catbox cleaning, pets, toys, scratching posts, etc.

They provide a soft rumbling sound.

It’s a fair trade.