Thumb drive.

I’m ahead of the curve.

That’s efficient compared to the people I worked with. Next you’ll tell me they didn’t leave shit stains on the toilet seat.

I’m sure there’s shady crap in Windows 95 that they’d rather not be made public too.

It’s not a terrible metric if it’s used as it was initially intended. IQ was supposed to be a benchmark to show where you’re at, like weighing yourself on a scale. Then you’re supposed to take measures to improve it. It was never meant to be a defining attribute or a contest. Bragging about having a higher IQ than someone makes as much sense as bragging about how much skinnier you are than someone else. Bragging about having a 135 IQ makes as much sense as bragging about weighing 135 lbs.